JONAH 3

So he be layin, for three whole days? lyin covered in fish goo?

(gesture around)

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I hope he be takin a shower. Cuz that there boy be smellin like a tuna salad

all covered in seaweed and fish guts

(pretend to wipe off your torso. Or pinch your nose)

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ar, I be seein his plan. He was gonna make his enemies beg for mercy on account of his stench

He must runnin with his arms up in the air, yellin "smell the wrath of God."

(tap your head knowingly, then clench your fist in the air.

wave your arm in front of your face, then wave your arm above your head)

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NOw ye be talkin. How did God be destroyin them?

(point your finger up in the air, shrug.)

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There be no way an entire city be changing their evil ways. So he HAD to be destroying them

(clench your fist in the air