Well his uncle did take all the employees out for a buffet and gave them each $100 dollar gift card for christmas. He knew that of course because he worked as an assistant manager for him. I'm not sure if he was working there during his heroin addiction though, he struggled with it in university that he started in 2014 and has yet to finish. Did I mention he got suspended for drug use? Well that's okay because he went back to school and now he has an internship from a major bank. He also has wacky neighbors who offered a blowjob for alcohol and other wacky stuff!

OP's was born dirt poor from another country aswell https://www.reddit.com/r/blog/comments/5r43td/an_open_letter_to_the_reddit_community/dd4jogh/?context=3 His dad got a job a Mcdonalds, which is crazy! got a scholarship at Cambridge, and now is the Vice President of management arm of a major bank! I'm not really sure how the uncle came along with them. He has many stories from getting mugged to tenants in his families properties complaining about ghosts!

He does this all while posting on reddit 24/7 and talking about his favorite subject, minerals. So of course, very believable.