My wife says I am too alpha and just a dick

I fetch her things all the time and server her. I sometimes fuck with her and ask if she wants anything else, or to bake her a pie etc. I know how to joke with her, its why she married me. I make her laugh constantly. Its what attracted me to her. You would think I was a stand up comedian the way she laughs at me.

And there is more to the story with this shit test. I just didn't get into it because it would derail everything.

And do you look like this at 170? https://imgur.com/a/khc8Kik

You fool, this isn't even my final form. Im taking supplements now and lifting heavy things.

Yes, I am reading my 4th book right now. I read 4-6 hours a day.

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