Directly to your point, I will counter with this: girls are attracted to boring guys. Yes, you read that right. Why? Because boring is new (well, actually it's old, but it's new to them now). Boring makes them feel safe. Boring is a wide-open world that nobody ever considers.
They won't admit this, and they will do everything they possibly can to cover it up. Society and the media make every effort to shame boring guys. Why is that? Because it gives maximum tingles.
But what is boredom? Put simply, boredom is lifting weights and getting things done daily. Boredom is living a life of routine "drudgery" that nobody wants to do but you will because you will build value in doing it.
What is shamed the most in our society? Boredom.
What do girls hate the most? To be bored.
They hate it so much they will react by doing everything they can to pep things up. They will spread their legs if it means not being bored.
It's funny, too, because girls ARE boring. And sex is boring too. I mean think about it. In, out, repeat, cum, towel off. Yippity shit, that's 10 minutes that you could have spent reading the owner's manual to your washing machine.
We live in a world where everyone is encouraged to be exciting. We're supposed to have "the best" of everything (which doesn't exist or at best depends on usage or context) and tap dance away for the poosay. That is Blue Pill, and that is exactly why everything is upside down and inside out. It's a retarded wild goose chase. Leave that nonsense to the thirsty Deepak Chopra wannabes of the world.
Since you mention the Cosmological Constant, chew on this. You are utterly insignificant. We all are. As such, you're just not that interesting. None of us are.
Stop trying to be interesting. It doesn't work. Nobody gives a fuck. Don't vibrate, you're just making a mess. Ghost.
Better to fade away than burn out.
Born to be mild.