I appreciate you, CummyBot. For a long-ass time, nuff Reddit playas on dis subreddit was unable ta copy tha copypastas dat they like. This is cuz there wasn't a funky-ass button dat allowed playas ta copy tha text of a post on tha straight-up legit Reddit app. Other playas had ta post tha copypasta up in tha comments cuz dat was tha only way ta copy text on tha Reddit app. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat a shitload of posts didn't have tha copypasta up in tha comments, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So mobile playas had ta either open tha copypasta up in they browser, or ask one of mah thugs ta paste tha copypasta up in tha comments n' wait fo' dem ta do dis shit. This chizzled when tha modz of /r/copypasta juiced it up so dat /u/AutoModerator would paste tha copypasta up in tha comments, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Da problem wit dis was dat /u/AutoModerator would put dat they is a funky-ass bot all up in tha end of they comment, as if playas gave a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass shiznit fo' realz. Afta a while, tha modz of /r/copypasta switched ta another bot. Da bot is /u/CummyBot2000. CummyBot is da most thugged-out flawless bot on Reddit dat I have eva seen. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Well shiiiit, it almost instantly pastes copypastas up in tha comments without pointin up dat itz a funky-ass bot. I wouldn't want any other bot ta paste copypastas up in tha comments, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. I appreciate you, CummyBot. Everyone else up in /r/copypasta do like a muthafucka.

P.S. I gots a straight-up boner fo' you CummyBot