I need advice on snakes in the road

As you see the snake start to slow down. Make sure your remote is in your non dominant hand. As you get nearer, lift your Kombucha above your shoulder as if it was a Molotov cocktail and hurl it straight at the snakes face. Depending on the kombucha flavour and how long it has been fermented for the snake will either die instantly or become enraged. If it doesn't die instantly I normally put my board into reverse(no time to get off and change direction) head home and get another Kombucha bottle to try again. Might take a few attempts but eventually you'll make it past, last week I had to go through a six pack but fortunately they're on sale at the moment.

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