Hello I am an epic gaemor I play fortnite i play roblox epic gucci gang lmaoalalalalal 3.1415926535897932384626433832 But I dont know that. Girls are cool and all but in science the other day I got a quick glance at Big Chungus [email protected]#$ big is ian nnasndajdgniansfdnasoidiasniod Excuse me, but I must ask you to remove this post. My grandson uses this website and I do not want him to see something as inappropriate as this post. I cannot accept you posting such awful things on the good Christian Internet where innocent children can see them! The Internet should be a safe place for kids to spend their time without adult supervision! I am reporting you to Facebook and contacting my state politicians to inform them that such filth is being posted online, and I hope they will pass some laws to prevent this from happening again. Thank you and God bless you. Facebook please post my comment now I am done talking, thank you. Bob, can you get some Beano at the store? My gas has been acting up and it is really getting out of hand and I don't want to offend the Franklins when they come over for dinner tonight. Oh, and have you tried this voice thing on your phone, dear? It lets you talk into your phone and then it turns it into text so I don't have to push those tiny buttons to write on Facebook anymore. Isn't that great? It's been so hard to type on that damn keyboard. It's so little and my arthritis makes it impossible to use. It's bad enough that I don't understand all the things our little Johnny is posting on his Facebook. What are these me me things? A lot of them are very inappropriate and rude. I think his account was hacked, because our grandson would never post such terrible things, right? He's such a sweet boy. I can't wait to see him graduate from university! That reminds me, remember to pick up a gift for his graduation. Maybe get a bottle of sparkling cider, not champagne since our sweetie bear doesn't drink! He's such a good boy. Okay, I'll talk to you later honey. I love you. Goodbye. orange man bad evil drumpf dumpf domf trumph blumph. reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee3333333333333eeweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee my tendies were stolen reeeeeeee i used mom's credit card to buy vbucks and now we have to leave the house but i have the epic skins and brag to my friends Sodium, atomic number 11, was first isolated by Humphry Davy in 1807. A chemical component of salt, he named it Na in honor of the saltiest region on earth, North America. V TBG XVYYRQ BA ZVARPENSG KOBK NAQ FPERNZRQ NAQ ABJ VZ TEBHAQRQ TQEFTFRSTOUSQFGT QFSQFN !# #TWRS epic gamer mmermgmsdmf What is happening my wednesday my dudes. I have epic gamer syndrome it make too epic lol i'm so rich i bought an extra chromosome lmaoooooooo get rekt n00b i shot you on call of duty you dirty hacker..220.127.116.11.418.104.22.168.12..22.214.171.124.1.34.2. . my credit card number is 5324-5658-9357-5682 and the 3 squiggly numbers are 101 lmao what asd apology for poor english
when were you when john lenin dies?
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I think this is due to us not really have much in common, its hard for us to bond. He is a huge fortnight fan, and his mother made him a John Wick costume for Halloween (His favorite skin). He was beyond happy. He really loves Fortnight. I took Halloween as an opportunity to bond with him more, so without him knowing I had his mother make me a fortnight costume to surprise him. I scrolled through google looking at different skins and eventually decided to go as what they call "Rust Lord". The outfit seemed easy to put together and it had a bad ass feel to it. I even researched some of the more popular dances (The Floss, Best Mates, and Orange Justice) I spent hours learning these 3 dances, I don't consider myself all that coordinated but after some time I felt I had them down perfectly. Halloween night came and my son went out trick or treating with his friends. As they were out I put on my costume before handing out candy to the kids. I was surprised with the amount of kids that recognized my costume, I was a hit. Until this group of kids, dressed up as skeletons, I guess they are called skull troopers nowadays? I dont know, looked like skeletons to me. Anyway, what seemed to be the leader of the group didn't seem impressed with my costume, he actually seemed bothered. In a demeaning tone before even getting any candy he asked if I could floss. That smirk on his face turned into full blown surprise as I dropped the bowl of candy, and put every bit of energy into the best floss I could muster up. I nailed it. Surprised but still unimpressed the leader said not bad, but lets see your orange justice. I don't know what came over me but I completely blanked, he caught me off guard despite my hours of preparation. I couldn't let this 10 year old alpha me so I closed my eyes, gritted my teeth, and started flailing around like an inflatable tube man caught in a hurricane. I finished my dance, and silence followed for what seemed to be an eternity. Next thing I know it the group of skeletons erupted into laughter and started jumping left to right while holding their hand in an L shape formation. I was embarrassed, I slammed the door and I kid you not, thought about crying at that very moment. My man hood compromised by a group of young children, but that wasn't even the worst of it. 20 minutes later my doorbell rings, which is strange considering I turned off the porch lights after that embarrassing incident. I turn the light back on, opened the door, and my jaw dropped. a Group of what seemed to be 50+ characters gathered across my lawn all jumping left and right with simultaneously while forming the L shape with their hands. I yelled at the kids, slammed the door and ripped off my costume. What have I done. 30 minutes later my son comes home and I guess word travels quickly in a small community, he already knew what happened. He didn't even make eye contact with me, I tried asking how trick or treating went and he ignored me, went up to his room and slammed the door. He hasn't talked to me since last night and I really don't know what to do.. I don't think he respects me anymore. homer sexual got him me parents are fuqin nonces they like putting "RULES" on legit everything i wanna get its dumb so for example i buy headphones rules will be put in place for the headphones wanna buy a game they will put rules on that like a couple mins ago i asked for a legit credit card and there like NAH youll have restrictions and im like shut the fuck up youve already put rules on my phone, laptop, most shit i own and i dont even listen to the rules cos there that fucking stupid like one rule for my phone is "dont bring your phone to any place except home and school" like what type of gayass bullshit is that but ofc i dont listen then there like O_O and try to fuck me then i make them realise just how reBarded the rules they make are. Basically, frICK my fortnite....d.as.d. MOMO MOMO MOMO MOMO MOMO TIDE POD MOMO People have been sending me this! Why??? I'm honestly feeling in danger right now... This makes me feel very unsafe. I'm honestly shaking and crying whilst writing this I can hardly hold myself together please kindly tell anyone who post this without a trigger warning to PLEASE add one to keep their followers safe! I had to take a 30 minute breather after seeing this in my camera roll when posting this before I even typed it. Just... Stay safe... LIGONDESE lmao $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$