Jesus is the firstborn of creation as the Word/Micheal. He has seen all events as he has literally existed through all these events at his Father’s side as His master worker. He was articulate, cool tempered, had empathetic concern for others.
Satan is cleaver, able to twist words and lure others from God. While he knows his inevitable destruction will come after his millennial imprisonment within the abyss, he will never stop trying to pull others into oblivion. He is resourceful, driven and intelligent.
Chris, by contrast:
is stupid, ignorant, and pretentious in equal measures.
has no respect for anyone besides himself.
couldn’t convince a toddle with brain damage of his “greatness”.
flies into rage at minor inconveniences.
has no charm or charisma.
screwed his senile elderly mother and bragged about it.