You’re putting out an, I’m goofy and looking for something serious, vibe reasonably well.

You’re missing much of anything that describes yourself beyond that. I got that you like HP, have at least a sleeve tattoo, hate smiling for the camera, and maybe used to have a man bun and sometimes wear glasses? Also you read. Which is about as descriptive as someone saying they watch tv or movies.

Imagine the scenario in which you’re cursed into a book and trapped in a library until someone willingly reads your book through. You can alter your title, your cover art (so long as you’re still in it), and your synopsis. How do you present yourself so that you’re not one of the novels that’s rarely touched until it’s eventually thrown into a donation bin or sold at a Friends of the Library sale?