Do you need a virtual hug? What's wrong?

Fucking Microsoft and Apple. Motherboard finally died two months ago after 7+ years of hard use. Built new one this week, overpowered to hell for game development... but the great, dark god of tech insists my Windows key is invalid. Their support says work through the in system menu for help. Doing so requires one to sign up for a Microsoft account, create a system cloud account, and then sacrifice your first and second born only to have them tell you to piss off.

I LEGALLY OWN THIS SHIT! LET ME FUCKING USE IT BEFORE I PIRATE A COPY TO USE INSTEAD OF MY LEGALLY. OWNED. COPY!

Tried to simply download the iso from Microsoft's site for hard reformat, but Apple laptop won't image to USB. It will image a CentOS iso, Ubuntu iso, but it conveniently can't read the USB device with two separate Windows 10 ISOs.

Goat fellating degenerates.

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