I would, it's just I can't find a good boxing class, and in most respects aggressively calling out bullshit on the internet is a fairly healthy way of venting; I'm certainly not the first to do it. Besides, there genuinely are quite a few whiny little bitches on r/movies, yackin' about dispensable bullshit like when the next prequel, sequel, revamp is coming out, and how awesome the digital special effects are gonna be. It doesn't matter. Nobody is actually talking about what they like or don't like about movies; nobody is backing up their opinions, they're just spitting them out. For instance, Peter Jackson isn't a bad director for stretching The Hobbit into 3 movies, he's a great director because he made a full length film entirely with puppets on a shoestring budget when he was 28. Spielberg isn't a great director because of the special effects in Jurassic Park. Spielberg is a great director because Jaws was overbudget, overschedule, and he thought he was gonna get fired every day, and he somehow made it anyway. The stuff people argue about on this sub, it doesn't matter. The Oscars don't matter. I don't even know who won. It doesn't effect me. I did accidentally hear that Birdman got best picture, but the acting awards? -I don't even know who was nominated, and that makes me feel warm inside for some reason. On some level it even feels like a public service to troll the bullshitters, to tease people about things they feel very strongly about, but shouldn't. Besides, these comments and these accounts, our facebook profiles, they're all just one, big collective, communal diary we all can't wait to write in. This isn't a trolling; this is a statement I couldn't wait to make and thank spaghetti monster that you and darkprime gave me an ear, and reddit gave me a database to save it into, so I can one day bring up the ol' phuckmods account for the grandkids and go "see what a jackass grandpa was when he was young! I was right, though, god damnit." I feel great. I just burned like 20 minutes, and I really don't write enough these days.