Imagine if American drivers started killing pedestrians more often, and as a response the Canadian government decided to ban any motorized vehicles capable of achieving greater than 30km/hr.

- "Holy shit, that's all cars tho."

You don't need those. People got around fine with bicycles or a donkey with a wagon since the good ol' days.

- "I'm licensed. I prove to the government I'm a safe driver that follows all the..."

Yeah no one gives a shit. It's a privilege, not a right.

- "Well are they going to pay me money for my car? Or any upgrades I've done?"

Haha fuck no. What part of "privilege" do you not get? Property rights doesn't apply.

- "Well at least I can give it to my children."

Nah once you hit the floor, the government will ask your executor to kindly step aside so they can yoink your car out of your estate.

- "Don't worry. I have an electric bike I can get around..."

Woah woah woah buddy. One code change and that bike is zooming past 30km/hr. I'm gonna have to ask you to step away from that.