Dark Phoenix plot summary.
Jean Grey: "I'm experiencing emotions beyond my control!"
Random X Person: "Just accept who you are!"
Dark Phoenix makes kaboom that just so happens to save the day.
X-Males finally begrudgingly accept they were wrong all along to question woman's emotional outbursts.
All women in theater emotionally validated. Their periods synchronize.
Dark Phoenix 2 teaser: "Uh, oh, Jean is crying again..."
Dark Phoenix 2 will be about Jean Grey hunting down a pederast film director, but accidentally killing a beloved gay British actor instead. "It's the thought that counts." All the X-Males applaud as Dark Pheonix does yoga in a bikini on a mountain top. The End.