Yeah, sounds lile you have zero understanding of pathology. Your hands are absolutely more dangerous than the bottom of any shoes save a livestock farmer. And if you've ever waited in line for a bathroom in a nightclub and counted the number of people that do or don't wash their hands, you're living in sublime bliss.

Also, I won't even begin to tell you how disgusting your animal products are regardless of how naive you must be to overpay for yuppie bullshit "pasture raised" versions of the same crap (literally) infested filth. Eggs in fact, come from the same hole a chicken shits out of, all meat tests positive for fecal matter and milk is essentially a listeria and foodborne pathogen playground. I can see you clearly need help. So, I'm just gonna give you some polite friendly advice. Go vegan, motherfucker.