I love getting my beautiful sour stenched nut to these threads. I just sit back and I play with it for hours. Teasing my tiny baby sized micro unit reading and upvoting all I see. Edging myself like a good boy should as the comments roll in until someone finally brings up dak and his contract even tho it has nothing to do with it and then I let it all flow out of my micro boy straight in to my boxers and just lay back and fall asleep in those same boxers. I then awaken and smell that beautiful smell that fermentates over night that creates a new biological unit.

Dak is not worth that much. Those words have soiled many a pair of triple XL fruit of the loom boxers. Thank you for your service