i know ninja brian’s cousin!!!!!!!

so, let me explain. first, let’s set some ground work. my mom goes to this chiropractor (i’ll call her chiro to keep her identity secret) and she has a receptionist (i’ll call her rece to keep her identity secret too). i was telling my mom about nsp one day bc i stayed up till 3 am to preorder a signed copy of cool patrol and i wanted to convince her it was worth it, and she asked me a few questions about them. i asked her why she was asking so many questions and she said rece was telling her about how her cousin was in a band and she wanted to she his show. her description of him sounds exactly like ninja brian. the next time my mom went to the chiropractor and asked he if her cousin was ninja brian and, she said she is. mind fucking blown. if anyone feels like it tweet this post to ninja brian or not idc. if anyone wants to follow me on twitter i’m @unibirb.