NIU GDI's are idiots

What are you thinking about GDI? Dear GDI's, This is a message from the sorority girls of Northern Illinois University. You are worthless 18-23 year olds. You mean nothing to this university nor do anything. You will never be good enough to date us. Here are some reasons why you will never become extremely successful in life nor date a sorority girl: 1. You're insecure. We can tell this by your physical appearance and level of being reserved. You go to the bar instead of fraternity parties. The bar is for losers and insecure disgraces and laughing matters. 2. You don't get around. Having sex often is the only way you'll succeed in life. Cheating on your significant other is crucial to your success in life. Yet, you think being faithful is key. You are wrong. 3. Your physical appearance isn't of societal acceptance. As sorority girls, we put looks above everything. If you have a great personality but not good looks, sorry, but no can do. To us, looks, partying, sex and money come before personality. Physical appearance says everything about you. We can tell your whole life story just by looking at you. 4. You are accepting of all backgrounds. You shouldn't be. Physically unattractive people are worthless human beings. You accept those who don't party. You accept virgins. Here's a little chant to remember (may sound familiar): -There will never be a virgin in (insert sorority name here.) There will never be a virgin in (insert sorority name here.) If she is a virgin, then she isn't a sister to me. There will never be a virgin in (insert sorority name here.) 5. Your love life is not of societal acceptance. You would rather get to know someone personally on a first date. Having sex on the first date is the only way your relationship will last. You prefer cuddling without sex. Yea....you're a disgrace for that. You don't have sex and/or 24/6 with your significant other. You will never understand love. 6. Your future. You not being in Greek life means you will never be rich. Only frat boys and sorority girls who get around (which is all of us) and are superficial, shallow and berating of GDI's will succeed. 7. You will never date one of us unless you enter Greek life. Hope you enjoy your stupid life! Sincerely, The Sorority Girls of Northern Illinois University.

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