No Kid Can Be Snarky? Also, No Age Mentioned In Post?

Anyone who uses the fucking “yawning” emoji is a fucking cunt. Unless you’re talking about sleep, why would you need it? Like, you’re just a cunt. It’s not a personality trait, you just sound like a mindless fucking orangutan. Using it doesn’t make you sound like you have a laid back personality trait, or a justified argument, you just become the ultimate knuckle-dragging biscuit pussy CBT victim that believes in gay unicorns and sticks your uncircumcised wiener into a moderately warm $11.25 pumpkin pie in your free time. I bet you sit at night and wonder if your oversized blue haired wife named Linda will ever bring home a decent paycheck after you get home from getting topped by your boss and smacked around at work, and then you pick up the vomit and shit up off the floor from your incredibly anorexic dog that your two ill-advised obese kids think is a furry bag they can stick their fat fingers in, and the dog is so impeccably scared that it bites you in the middle of the night. And the only thing you can do to show your immense pain is putting the “yawning” emoji. I hope you get fingered in the ass tonight by Edward Scissorhands you fucking armpit monkey.

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