No Kids

Whats the point of saving money?

Saving money is so much fuckin better when you don’t have kids.

Does my saved money go to hockey or Dance?

No it goes to Paris and Iceland, China and the like.

Want to open a business of your dreams? No worries at home if it fails, just give it a solid GO without worrying about failure.

Can my wife just “decide” to go back to University at 33? Yup, and we can still keep the house. And when she is done? More money.

I can take chances at work and not be held back. New job in sales pay more, but with a few more hours? Well why not, my life isn’t going to be held back by an extra hour working at the end

Want a thousand dollar BBQ? How about not even feeling guilty about it? Either of us?

I can list a million other reasons why having kids is amazing.

The most important reason though: we don’t want kids. So those little hypothetical children would be resented and unwanted. And what a terrible situation that would be.

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