3. No matter how cool & confident a guy is, and no matter how sexy & sophis...

No matter how cool & confident a guy is, and no matter how sexy & sophisticated a girl is, there's a 100 percent chance they've shit their pants misjudging a fart.

Only the sith deals in absolutes.

But yes, 'misjudging a fart' is very common in at least Men. So much so that there are entire articles written about why it happens, prevention, etc. Its become a meme almost.

You can help yourself by changing your diet. And Maybe getting checked up for IBS.

Haven't really seen anything from women's health about misjudging farts so I can't say. But I do know from women's health articles some women have to use the restroom after sneezing and there lives a word in their vocabulary such as 'discharge' so I feel that's probably worse.

Point being As a failed Nurse yeah. Lots of people shit themselves for all sorts of reasons. But 100% is probably too high, maybe if you're putting it on a scale of a lifetime though.

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