LOL!

Unrelated, but this one cat (and the dealer) didn't see that he had a boat and a new friend I made from Houston was pulling in the ~$750 pot with his flush. I was so happy for him that these donks couldn't read the board. Then outta nowhere this smart ass kid in seat 9 clarifies the situation and I explode for my Houston mate, "You god dam snitch, you weren't even in the hand punk; the fuck are you thinking?" Floor is called and I calm down.

A few orbits later, the snitch's Aces are cracked dirty by Queens all in pre for a massive one. Me and my Houston bud are cheering for the old man's rewarded idiocy with Queens and the snitch walks away in shame lol; fuck that guy! Karma worked out in the end :,)