#NoCollusion #Exonerated

Depends on you're definition of success. You guys wont be happy until the entire country is an illiterate cesspool of unvaccinated, starving, uninsured children. A land with undrinkable water and unbreathable air where there's a daily mass shooting followed by vigilante justice. Church is mandatory. Unmarried pregnant women are marched through the streets for a walk of shame while their male counterparts high five each other for getting laid and skip out on child support. Women should be flattered when man grab them by their pussys so it will be both legal and encouraged. Jews, muslims, atheists and gays are sent to "camp" to be broken down and reset to "normal straight Christians." Wasteful trials for cops who shoot unarmed black people are made illegal since they obviously deserved it. The corporate tax rate is reduced to zero, and schools and colleges will are dismantled. That sounds about like the Republican ideal of "success".

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