no idea bro ive never been outside Australia. If I'm honest i dont know a word of french, fuck, to come clean im not even 8% French i absolutely have no right whatsoever to speak on behalf of the French. I am so sorry please don't tell my mum she hates when this happens and i really dont want to spend the next week sleeping in the bathtub outside. sometimes in the middle of the night my neighbour Craig brings his bathtub out into the yard to sleep in too but his bathtub is way cooler than mine so everyone will start calling me the bathtub bitch again oh god. mum doesnt even take the bathtub inside to use it and have you seen how hairy she is? Chewbacca and the bathtub bitch is how we're addressed after last time. please man ill never pretend to be French again just do not tell my mum please.

If she asks, I never claimed I was a Frenchmen, ok? She's always so suspicious of me being a French spy if this got out she wouldnt have any reason to not believe it. Im not a french spy ok I just want my mum to love me even if she has been in the news several times trying to convince everyone she isn't Bigfoot.