"Normal" redditors that dated a celebrity, what was it like?

I was in a Whole Foods on some random weekday and there was a man at a demonstration table smiling at me. I was like, "Good morning!" and kept walking. I thought, "Wow... he really looked like Emeril Lagasse." Then was like, "Nah, couldn't be. Wtf would Emeril be doing in a random Whole Foods?!" I continued my shopping, occasionally glancing over and seeing this man standing there alone. On my way out a large boisterous crowd had appeared around him and I was like... "Son of a bitch... I could have basically gotten 10+ minutes of private cooking demonstration from Emeril." When I got home I looked it up and sure enough, he was traveling around to various Whole Foods due to some deal they had.

/r/AskReddit Thread Parent