Do you want an idea? This might not fit your personality but it's an idea.

I have different ways I greet other white girls.

Theres the bitch face lip tuck, which means "I really don't like this white girl and I want the world to know."

Then there's: Oh my God! jumping and screaming which means "I REALLY don't like this white girl, but I don't even know why yet."

And that's it. I hate white girls.

I definitely am offering you external internalized misogynistic tweak to your joke which isn't my place but my only goal is to explain how misdirection is the ultimate joke staple and not virtue signal to strangers, I got Twitter for that.