not today satan

In case anyone wants to copy and paste into a Note on your phone. You can also take a screenshot, crop it, save it to your phone as a favorite or in an album and send it to the customer that way (if you don’t have a note app).


I don’t prepare the food or drinks, I only deliver the order.

Your meal was delivered in the exact condition that I received it when it was handled to me by the restaurant employee.

I don’t risk my job for a sip of a drink, or a bit of food.

If you have an issue with the quality of the order that the restaurant prepared for you, contact DoorDash to get the problem resolved.

If you ordered the food through the restaurant’s website or app, you’ll have to contact them instead.

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