Not wanting to suck frankengirl dick is "transphobic"

That's 3D chess friend. Us pedes gotta try to think on a 7000D chess level.

GE knew how big an issue transgenderism was going to be. He is a time traveler, after all. He knew this would become a big progressive issue during this time. You see, he never wanted to do this, Obama left him no choice. Whether transgenderism belongs in the armed forces or not didn't matter, this piece of legislature was a conjuring of destruction, a spirit cooked up for the sole purpose of hurting the next President to take office. Obama could not be out-done.

That's why Obama waited until the end of his reign of terror in 2016 before pushing this bill through. Michael, Obamas husband, likely demanded this bill for his part in all this. Obviously transgenderism is important to Michael. So Obama thought, I'll use it as a weapon on the next President. He will be forced to remove this legislature and it will seal my legacy as the one true champion of the people leaving 45 looking like he is against LGBT. I will go down as the greatest champion of civil rights ever, JFK look out!

But Obama didn't know... How could he? Only a few very privileged patriots knew what storm was brewing on the horizon.

Flash backwards to a time prior to the 45th presidential election. Sitting in a dim lit room gathered around a table, are three men with looks of determination and focus on their faces. The soon to be President Donald Trump, Steve Bannon, and Mike "RoadHouse" Pence are having a secret meeting to discuss their plan to bring down the largest Crime Family in history. The Killtons. As the three men sat around the table, discussing their plan, the TV in the background announces Obamas 1,418,745th act of treason against the American people. A bill that would let all Transgenders get free surgery and hormone treatment on the tax payers dime. Bannon looks down at the table, fist clinched. He pauses for a moment, they all do. Mike shakes his head in disgust "They think they can do whatever they want. HAVE THEY NO MORALS BANNON?!". Trump sat perfectly still for awhile, not saying a word or showing any emotion, eyes tightening as he became engrossed deep in his thoughts.

A game of galactic chess with the gods of the universe would be a more accurate description for what is happening inside Trumps thoughts. Suddenly Pence smashes his fist into the 9 inch thick solid marble table smashing it to dust and the filling the room with a thick cloud of pulverized marble... "TRUMP! THOSE ARE OUR BROTHERS, OUR VETERANS, OUR GUARDIANS OF THE LAND OF THE FREE AND BRAVE! HOW CAN YOU STAY SO CALM!". Trump stays still, unwavering in his concentration. He doesn't even cough once, he just sits perfectly still, eyes squinted looking forward... Mike shouts again "HAVE YOU BECOME TONE DEAF TO THEIR CRIMES AGAINST OUR ARMED FORCES! ANSWER ME DAMMIT! DON'T JUST STAND THERE LOOKING INTO THE ABYSS!!! TRUMP!!!"

As the dust settles Trump grabs his dirty tie, shaking his head and smiling as he brushes off the dust "Calm down Michael. Would you look at what you have done to the table again? what is this now Bannon? The 10th solid marble table this mad man has destroyed?" Bannon responds "The 14th actually, I really thought the thickness on this one would withstand his rage for liberals." Trump chuckles softly and looks over at Mike "How you hide this anger and keep a perfectly calm demeanor in public amazes me. You're like Dr. Rapist and Mr. Bill, you know that Michael? Mike looks up at Trump, silent for a moment, then suddenly Bannon breaks up the silence with loud laughter "HAHAHAAH bAHAHA DR. RAPIST!!! HAHA INFOWARS.COM HAHAHA!" Mikes rage slowly starts to fade and turns to laughter. They all had a good laugh at the serial rapists expense.

Pence puts his hand on Trumps shoulder. "I'm sorry friend, I did it again, I got lost in my anger, I'll try harder to control it next time, I'm sorry. This table is on me guys." Trump smiles and shakes his head "Michael you know I could never get mad at you, I love you like a brother. I bought a 10 pack of table tops anyway. Better price in bulk and I knew that last one wasn't going to be the last. This transgender thing? It's not even a speed bump, just another sad attempt to smear anyone not in the family. I'll just announce it a day before the big announcement and it will never even get a chance to draw any attention". Mike smiles and nods, then turns to Bannon who is walking back from the storage room with a new 9 inch thick solid marble table top spinning on his finger. "Toss me that new table top Bannon, try not and over throw it this time!"

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