I worked at a toy store in high school and we had this (batshit crazy) old lady customer who would come in with her grandkids and her granddaughter always wanted this little unicorn figurine that was up by the checkout counter. Totally normal for an 8-year-old to want the unicorn toy.

Except batshit crazy grandma was absolutely CONVINCED that playing with anything and everything unicorn related would make her a lesbian. And batshit crazy grandma always made sure to whisper-scream her "logic" to the lucky employees while pantomiming.... I'm not even really sure what she was trying to pantomime actually... with her finger pointing out from her forehead like a unicorn horn.