[NSFW] Men of reddit that have actually tried to get their hands on penis growth pills. What happened, what was the outcome, and how was your experience?

I have tried Extenze before. I used to be a janitor at a small vitamin factory that mixed and pressed/stamped tablets and filled capsules with ALL sorts of stuff. I remember we even made some mint-flavored chewable for horses. (All of the newbies got pranked into eating them, and this was a temp. agency-type of job, so the turnover rate was very high. I got pranked.) It was a shit job, but all you can "acquire" vitamins *see steal (there was always an understood "waste loss" per batch) and I ended up getting some really great, expensive vitamins for free every week. I was never healthier.

But, one month we ran extenze. ALL of the men were sneaking in to get handfulls of the stuff because, hey, bigger dick pills for free, why the hell not? So, I'm not sure if they worked or not, because I was 18 or 19 at the time, so I may have still been "growing" down there, but I SWEAR they worked. They probably didn't, but I distinctly remember my girth getting more girthy. I didn't really notice a change in length as much as girth, but I swear my shit was almost as round as a soda can when I was a month in. And all the other dudes swore it worked as well. However, after reading through this thread, it was probably either a placebo effect, or just a type of viagara or cialis. But my dick was definitely bigger. Not trying to brag, but I had several complaints from lady friends that I was too wide and needed to "ease in", so at least it boosted my confidence. Or hey, maybe I just have a big dick.

I would never pay for them, but I got like a three month supply that I took in two months, and all the men around work seemed happy and almost everyone was sneaking them. We stopped running them because there was too much "loss" when the tablets were being made. It was shit work, but sometimes I really miss that job. It was a small company with no more than 50 staff, and a lot of the guys would hang out after work and on the weekends and do cool shit. Like, we were all actually friends, not just coworkers. Good times, shitty work. I've smelled some of the most foul things working there. 
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