I was young and foolish.

I got a pretty stoned then went to see the girl I was seeing at the time. When I got there she was dressed to the nines, which was confusing but also pretty great. She told me to follow her, and led me out the door, down the elevator, and in to a common room in the building (she lived in a huge downtown condo). Inside that room: her entire extended chinese family.

Internally I panicked, externally I introduced myself about a hundred times. After we had made the rounds and everyone was content with the amount of food I had eaten, she told me she forgot something upstairs and to come with her.

As soon as we got back up the her place, she hiked up her dress, bent over the counter, and told me to fuck her. And so I did. After all of two minutes, she begged me to come in her. And I obliged again. Then she pulled her panties up, adjusted her dress, and told me we were going back down.

I stuck around for a while longer and then headed home, very confused, still kind of high, uncomfortably full, and sexually satisfied.

It was a weird night.