[NSFW] Reddit, what's your worst first date experience?

not nsfw but now i get to share it:

i met this girl online, she was cure and easy to talk to. She immediately gives me her number and the very next day she asked me out. i was kind of surprised at the speed things were going but i said "ok sure", i didn't want to loose the opportunity.

She wanted to go to her favourite place, which she told me is where she goes to dance. I immediately feel the danger and explicitly say to her that i don't dance, i can't dance, and i don't like places with music so loud that you just can't talk. She reassures me and tell me it's cool, they have tables and you can sit there and talk.

So i say OK, we'll meet there and she says she wants me to pick her up. ok fine for me. i go pick her up and we go to the place, she tells me a friend of her (female) is going to come too. fine.

We enter the place and it's a motherfucking latin disco, the kind of place where all you can do is basically dance and the music is EXTREMELY LOUD (and annoying)

so i try to make some little conversation by shouting directly into her ear but it's both awkward and really difficult. so i just stay there and do nothing basically, watch other people dance. Then comes her friend and they both go and dance and i just stood there.

at this point i'm totally tilted, at that kind of place you couldn't improvise dancing even if you wanted because you have to know the moves.

at one point they come back and we go outside to smoke (i don't) and i think "well ok maybe i can talk a little now" but her friend starts talking really loudly with an acquaintance of hers and out it's freezing cold and i can feel my mouth rattling so i just shut up and said nothing looking like a psycho or something.

then we go back inside and they dance some more until it's time to bring her back home. It was probably the most awkward car ride i've ever had. We never talked again to eachother after that night.

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