[nsfw] Redditors who have gone to the Emergency Room due to a sexual accident, what was your injury and story?

Had this girl who was all over me for weeks. I was always turning her down but she would just get nastier and nastier with her suggestions until one night we were out a bunch of people at the club and I was really hammered. Anyways later on in the night I got a text from her “I want you to fuck my ass and cover my face with your hot cum.” I was like fuck it let’s go.. anywho she is a freak and deep throating and slapping herself with my dick and just acting out every porno she has seen. Now I’m fairly large down there, I’m also pretty skinny so most don’t expect it. But she was loving it. Eventually she grabs my torpedo and directs it to her puckered starfish and starts easing me in. We squirted a good amount of lube but it was really wet down there and she looked like she was obviously in pain. She insists I keep going but I feel like something is off, my balls are wet the bed is wet her ass is wet.. I pull out and notice my hand looks dark, I thought it was poo but there was no smell. We turn on the lights and I’m covered in blood, her legs are bloody and slick and she calmly states she has to go to the hospital. I was like I can take you and she refuses and has her friend take her. Next morning her friend texts me that she had to get stitches in her ass and vagina and is talking to authorities about how it happened. Turns out she was going to accuse me of rape because of her embarrassment so I showed her friend all the messages she had been sending to me and she made sure that I was in the clear with the authorities. We became pretty close friends after that but I never hooked up with her friend again.

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