Alright, I'll do it. My father owns a decent sized cab company in a small province and I work for him when he's short on workers.

One night I picked up a 50 year old lady from one of the dive bars in the area and she insisted that I enter her house because her money was inside and that she'd give me the fare, she's been extremely flirty thus far and has done nothing but talk about how cute I am and the things she'd do to me if she was my age. I obliged because money and when I get inside I stand at the doorway because we were in the middle of a rush and am in a hurry. She comes out in her bra and underwear and gives me money for the fare with a 20 dollar tip and grabs my dick and tries to drag me onto her couch. I say "my dear, I'd love to but I'm on the clock" and leave. Haven't told anyone that story because she's a regular and was obviously black out drunk, plus getting molested isn't something I bring up on the reg.

I've had a prostitute a couple times get in my cab and tell me her life story. She'd often get in and talk about going across Canada which she called the "Whore Tour" and jump from work camp to work camp fucking random guys and apparently making alot of money. Everyone now and then she disappear for a while but still calls us to deliver liquor and cigarettes to her house. She covers her face the entire time and pays in cash and rushes me away as fast as she can. I'm assuming it's herpes but your guess is as good as mine. This same lady has given me her very specific prices and has offered to let me piss on her for !00 bucks.

Another time I had some coke head and what I can only assume was one of his coke head female customers in the back with him. Anyway I pick them up and he wants to go to the bar but she wants to take him home. She strongly insists I turn up the music which I comply and they start going at it and I mean intensely going at it. He screams as I pass the bar to stop and drop him off and picks up the girl by the waist and throws her across my cab and between the front seats causing her to hit her head off the front console. He tosses me exact money for the ride and says "take her the fuck home out of it." She's completely snapped out of it and has every tell possible going and rolls her wrists as she tells me her address. She once again makes me turn the music up on blast and starts singing at the top of her lungs to every song that comes on. I didn't bother putting on the meter and quickly rushed her home so I could get to my next job and pull into her driveway. I shift into park and within 2 seconds she grabs the passenger seat and throws herself into the front seat and shoves her tongue directly down my throat and grabs my dick. I was to in shock to even react and I sat there dumb with my eyes wide open. Without even one word she jumps out of the cab and sprints (and I mean SPRINT) directly to her house withe the door wide open.

I have more but I suck at punctuation and writing and shit and I'm half sketchy about posting any of this anyway. Have a good one bys