(NSFW) What's the horniest thing you've EVER done?

This happened when I was a teenager.

My family went on a long beach vacation in Mexico and we were all stuck in a tiny hotel room. The hotel had a large patio.

I had noticed that some of the local tourist would hang their swimsuits by the windows and let then dry out that way. So teenaged me purposely woke up at 3 in the morning to steal a women's swimsuit to jerk off into it.

I could not go back into my room because my family was sleeping there, so I went to the patio that oversaw the beach and I went at it since no one was there. When I was close to finishing, someone saw me going at it but I did not stop. The voyeur was far away and the patio gate kept me "safe".

When I finished I shamefully threw away the swimsuit to the trash.

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