[NSFW] What's your best one-night stand story?

Drove two hours to meet a girl I spent two months texting with. She didn't look like her photos, as I expected. Nonetheless she had a really wild side, legitimately up for anything. We had a lot of fun, but I felt I had to get out of there. So in the wee hours of the morning, 2ish I collected my belongings and the leftover pizza, all while in complete darkness and I exited her room. Now this was a house where students lived off campus, so lots of comings and goings. I walked up the stairs from the basement to leave and I spotted her "roommate" who in return spotted me. She was about to fix a snack for herself, I offered pizza. Introduced myself, why I was there and we ended up going to her room, which was back downstairs. We go in, eat pizza, talk, fool around and cuddle as we fall asleep. Next morning she's gone to class but told me I could sleep in, shower and whatever else. So I leave her room, get in the shower. I didn't lock the door, halfway through shower in girl #1 walks in. She slept the entire night, never realized I was gone until she awoke and assumed I left. She greeted me, locked the door and got in the shower with me. Some more fun we engaged in.

I left as a happy fellow.

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