Do nurses gossip about big dicks or small?

De-lurking for this. I had a broken hip after an accident, and after the surgery, in the hospital bed, I couldn't piss for a couple of days for whatever reason. The regular nurse the first night was really cute (way too young for me though) and warned me after a few failed attempts to fill the bottle on my own that they'd have to use a catheter. It's not unusual after surgery. I wasn't feeling too good about this because I'd been hiking out in the wilderness for a week or so leading up to the accident and hadn't had a proper shower all that time, and I think I smelled pretty bad.

So that time comes, they determine that my bladder's full and I still haven't pissed on my own. She comes in with another nurse who's even cuter, and they both have to be there for this. It was all professional, they didn't raise an eyebrow or anything when they saw it. I'm a grower though, maybe 4.5" flaccid, so it might not be that impressive in that state. They were chatty and friendly though which is unusual for me because I'm not especially attractive or self-confident and I don't generally get much female attention, especially from women this attractive. The robe is just lifted a bit so I can't actually see anything that's going on down there, but both of them can.

Anyway, the catheter works (super weird feeling getting a tube shoved up there, but not anything I'd really call painful) and drains the bladder. The second nurse is "handling" it and has to, you know, kind of squeeze my wang from the base outwards to the clear out the last drops. Aaaaaand now I feel it starting to get hard. Really nothing I can do. I don't think it even got to half-mast but now I saw the one nurse with her hand(s?) on it raise her eyebrows just for a split second there. Anyway, it was all professional, she lets go and pulls out the tube and there was no more handling or looking. They finish their business and they're still smiley and happy. I was pissing fine on my own the next day, unfortunately, lol.

Sorry no happy ending story here. The surgeon came around to visit pretty frequently, and she was a nice, cute woman about my age. I was visiting from another country and she was interested in my story. I let her know I'd be flying home to recover with family but then coming back here to pick up where I left off hiking, and she said I should definitely schedule a follow-up visit when I get back. I didn't go back yet but it makes for good spank bank material anyway.

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