Yeah $1,200 is nice, plus the UI bump is a big deal for a lot of people that are hurting, even if it is the worst epidemic in 1000 years. But I was just answering since you asked me when my last bailout was.

Hey.. come to think of it, I can’t remember ever getting a bailout before this one. In fact, feels like we were always left out in the past, which is why the slogan you echoed has previously been so salient. This may the worst epidemic in 10000 years, but you can still marvel that pigs fly!

Look on the bright side - a lot of people are being helped and we’re witnessing direct cash assistance, a policy proposal until recently confined to the not-exactly-mainstream campaigns of Yang and Gabbard. And when it’s all over, you can pat yourself on the back for surviving the worst epidemic in the past million years.