Those old Asian women do not fuck around with seats.

I remember living in flushing and taking the 7 train in the morning at main st. and I can't count the number of times the train would come in, i'd be calmly working my way in, only to basically feel someone punching me in my kidneys to move me out of their way. As expected, I'd get all pissed and turn around, only to see like a 4'8" 70 year old Asian woman. At least for me, it was one of the fastest deescalations; what am i going to do, yell at someone's grandma?

Thinking about it, i'm really happy I don't have to take the 7 at the first stop anymore, seriously screwed with my inner peace.