3. NYU prof ticketed for fare evasion while MetroCard machines were broken: "Are yo...

NYU prof ticketed for fare evasion while MetroCard machines were broken: "Are you saying to me that you are consciously aware that there is a malfunction, but instead of assisting the patrons, what you chose to do is be in a disclosed location to surveil the situation and issue summonses?"

Which one of your inbred violent family members is a cop and gets you out of trouble when you and your finance bro friends kill another escort or get caught with a bunch of coke?

I actually don't have a single family member who is in law enforcement. I just don't have a hard on for hating them. I dislike the SEC guys though, but I wouldn't even say I hate them even if they bug me. Never hired an escort. I just don't see the point, I am far too cheap to pay for sex. Finance Bros also don't do coke anymore that's old school, we all switched to legally prescribed stuff. Adderal and a much smaller minority take Vyvanse.

You insults are just ever so slightly more creative however. So I'll give you a 2/10.

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