Louis C.K. walks on stage, sits on a stool. His face is somber

Folks...I wanna be serious for a moment. I've got something I need to say. Crowd murmurs, some worried faces in the audience My wife...my wife just gave birth to a healthy black baby boy! Crowd erupts in cheers and applause, cries of "Congratulations" 9 months ago my wife was bred by a strong black bull and today I held the product of his virile seed in my arms. I couldn't have been more proud. But you know, when I was in the nursery, I looked around at the other babies too. And when I looked at the white babies- Crowd begins to hiss and boo I know how you feel, everyone. But when I looked at the white babies, and more specifically the, uh, diaper area. I noticed that they all head Crowd shouts in unison "LITTLE WHITE DICKS!" I couldn't believe how tiny those things were! I felt SORRY for the women who have to put up with THAT someday! *Laughter But when I looked down at the baby in my arms, I could see from one glance that he had a- Crowd shouts in unison "BIG BLACK COCK!" I was like "Damn, this thing is bigger than mine, and he's just a baby!" So much for "white supremacy", huh? *More laughter I know one day he's gonna please a loooooot of white women unhappy with their husbands' tiny dicks, just like mine! Cheers mix into the laughter, one white woman shouts "Me first, me first!" Sorry, but there's already a hundred people ahead of you on the list. *Crowd "aw"s. But you know...you MIGHT be able to get to the top of the list...if you suck the cock of every black man in the audience right now! Crowd explodes with excitement, chants of "Do it!" and "Suck that cock!" erupt. The woman's husband cheers her on as she gets on her knees in front of the first black man. The show ends as everyone watches the woman service black man after black man