Yeah let's get on to the shitshow that 2021 is going to be.
1) January- turns out Xmen was based on a real story and mutants demand their place in society
2) February- turns out DOOM was real and demons try to invade the earth millions die
3) March- mutants save our asses and the month of March is relatively event free
4) April- non-mutants immediately forget what the mutants did, world at war with itself again
5) May- mutants decimated by strain of virus (for simplicitys sake call it COVID-21) that only impacts them. Millions die but non-mutant humans unaffected
6) June- lmao just kidding turns out the virus affects both it's just that the incubation period is longer in non-mutants
7) July- Turns out Independence Day happens and we are barely saved at the last minute by Randy Quaid. Millions die anyway. Rest of July is pretty chill so quarantine is lifted
8) August- fourth wave of COVID-19 hits because it turns out that the anti-body for COVID-21 is COVID-19. Millions die anyway.
9) September- Hitler's brain in a jar in a great white shark weaponizes COVID-20, which only in September 2021 we realize was a thing OOPSIE
10) October- Santa Claus. His gift to humanity though, is extinction.
11) November- Saved by Jack Skellington because why not. Now instead of Thanksgiving we have Halloween II
12) December- Well wouldn't you fucking know it. We literally fought a war on Santa Claus for his attempt at annihilating humanity and we were only saved at the last moment by Jack Skellington. Humanity goes THREE. FULL. WEEKS. for the first time since 2019 without a single fatality linked to either war, or a COVID. People cautiously leave their homes and celebrate in the streets that we can finally know peace and everyone swears that they will never raise arms again. But we forgot the true meaning of Christmas and Charlie Mother-Fucking Brown launches a fucking crusade against humanity for its transgression, aided by the angels and assorted forces of heaven lead by Jesus himself, bent out of shape that his birthday got waylaid. BILLIONS die.
13) January 2022: Wake up and discover that it's January 1 2020 and that this was all an unfortunate wet dream and not only are you going to have to clean those sheets but seek therapy as well