“I’m a piece of shit and probably deserve this drama” post incoming:

For those of you who don’t know, I cheated on my ex with a married girl. Married chick got caught and is getting divorced. I got caught and my now ex refused to leave. I said whatever, sure, I don’t feel like dating anyway, and we still bang.

Front desk girl at my gym started chatting me up and gave me her number (she’s chill, I’m not interested though)

Caught my ex gf on Tinder. She was trying to hide it, and lied about some shit. It would be cool, but her profile says “you’re welcome to come lift with me at the gym!” Bitch I’m paying for your membership. And I wrote your routine after you insisted you didn’t need help, then I watched you fuck around for like 3 months. Plus I’m still at the gym with her 80% of the time she’s there.

She said no one took her up on it. I wish someone had. It woulda been so much more satisfying to catch her trying to teach my routine to some DYEL fuckboy from Tinder.

Anyway so next time I see front desk girl, I’m gonna ask her to cancel my ex’s membership, and show her a screenshot of her profile. Too bad my ex knows she got caught. I wish she’d try to go to lift, then front desk girl would recognize her and have to walk her out.

I told my ex it’s not cool and she’s gotta pick, if she’s gonna be talking to other dudes she has to leave first. She deleted the Tinder app (not her account...) and said she won’t be texting any guys. She can move back in with her mom as early as 3 days from now. I know I should kick her out, so I probably won’t.