...was drinking a substance that starts with an a...and ends with a cohol... and started msging my matches, told a girl that putting down to earth and chubby on her profile was redundant and got instantly unmatched lmao. Also told a vegan girl my dick was gluten free and she of course had one of them natty vegan type senses of humor and couldn't see the raw genius behind my joke. Oh and msged a chubby 4 that I wanted to fuck her and she instantly gave me her # so that could be the easiest lay of my life, but do I really wanna live w that like I'm disgusted with myself after eating pizza rolls what will the shame be like after my dick is slumped over next to a fat girl

What's y'all's tinder usage like? I really just mass swipe on the toilet. I used to put effort into it now I just send lewd ass messages and get way better results just being outrageously direct. The only time I put effort into a convo is if she's an 7.5+ which is maybe only 25% of my matches. The others would be lucky if I glanced their direction in a bar but still have a laundry list of requirements and entitlements because tinder lol. Good ol vitamin T baby.