[Off-Topic] Daily Chat: 2021-06-23

So last night was a success. Hope you guys like smut.

Later in the day I let the redhead from my gym know BJJ was going until 9 and she asked if my gym had a shower. Which it doesn't. She then told me to bring stuff to shower at her place. Well. Okay then.

I went, got smashed by some purple belts, swung by the liquor store and picked up some mead because that's the shit I like. Got to her place ten minutes later drenched in sweat and wearing half a gi, suddenly aware I looked like ass and I definitely had some gi burn on my face.

I kinda sat in the parking lot for a minute, like really nervous, cause I hadn't done this shit in literally years. After a bit, told myself, well, she's seen my squat face, so this can't be too much worse. Grabbed my stuff and headed up.

Knocked on the door and she opened it like a split second later, wearing some booty shorts and a crop top. She told me I looked like shit, I told her yeah I got my ass kicked cause, y'know, I'm only a blue belt. She laughed and let me in, pointed me to the shower. Did my thing, came out, she was sitting backwards on the couch as I did(it kinda had a view of the hallway where the bathroom was), and asked if I'd ever seen Firefly. Um, fuck yes. She told me to just put my stuff in the bedroom while she turned it on.

Anyway, we actually watched the first episode while drinking the mead because it turns out both of us are giant fucking nerds, and then she just kind of turned to face me and basically tackled me. We made out for a bit, and it was apparent af we were both horny as hell, so I asked her if she wanted to move this to the bedroom. She said yes and we made our way there, her in front of me.

She laid down on the bed her head off the foot of the bed and told me she wanted me to fuck her throat. I gladly obliged, and she was able to take all of it(I'm not absurdly huge but I'm definitely much bigger than average), but after a few thrusts she sort of pushed me out and looked up and said 'No, I want you to fuck my throat'.

So I shoved it back in and went to town. She started playing with herself and came within like thirty seconds while my dick was jammed down her throat. The moans felt fucking amazing on it. Then she grabbed my ass and started pulling me into her harder. Like I cannot stress how much this chick clearly liked getting her face pounded. Then she started working a finger towards my asshole, which I'm definitely okay with, but her finger up there pushed me over the edge and I came in her throat.

She swallowed and asked me if I would be up for round two, and then proceeds to sit up and say 'i have Cialis if you need it'. I told her I already took some and I just needed like 10 minutes, and she says she bets she can cut that to two and gets on her knees and starts sucking my dick again. And would you know what? She sure cut that refractory period down, so I picked her up and put her on the bed and went to town. I'm on MENT so when she said she was on bc I was definitely okay cumming inside her. She might have been lying, no way to know, but I tested and that shit has my sperm count at zero.

We fucked one more time before going to bed and then she sucked me off to wake me up. I returned the favor because this chick clearly liked to give and I'm not selfish. After washing up, I headed out and as I was walking out she said to just text her when I wanted to see her again. I laughed and asked her when she wanted to see me. She asked if I was free tonight. I said yeah, and because I'm an autist was like 'but do you really want to see me two nights in a row'. And she said 'yeah, I've been crushing on you for like two months and was kinda wondering when you were gonna do anything about it'.

Get ready for the autism, guys.

I just blurted out 'yeah, I was engaged'.

She was surprised, but not upset or weirded out. She told me sorry and asked if I wanted to talk about it. I shrugged, felt a little bit of the emotional wall looming, and said nah, but I'm cool with seeing you tonight, we said our goodbyes and I headed to work.

Really cool chick. Hope she's not crazy, but given my history I'm pretty good at smelling crazy and I didn't smell it on her. Gonna make some dating profiles today and see what these delts can pull.

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