THE OFFICIAL CHAIR THROWING, CHICKEN-TENDIES-TRAY-FLIPPING, MEGA-PRIMARY [REAL TIME UPDATES] THREAD

I'm sorry, but did Bernie already lose? Oh, that's right. The voting isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only halfway reported. Does not having the lead at this point count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? The votes are still coming in right now and they have elected progressives for Democratic nominee for how many years now? He's facing one of the worst candidates in history who just happens to have a lead because she's feeding off the energy of clinching the nomination. But you know what? She still fucking sucks. Bernie Sanders is one of the best fucking senators in Vermont history, he renamed several post offices last year and would of won the primaries in 08 if he chose to run. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Sanders wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the votes just came in from North Dakota and they're leaning Bernie, just like HA Goodman said there were. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Bernie topics because you're a hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking progressives on le Reddit, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

/unjerk I barely had to even change anything

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