Official SOAP Thread 2020

‘Twas the night before soap day And all through the house Not a cancer cell was singing Not even a mouse

The interviews were laid out by a prelim with care In hopes that Ivy League soon would be there While visions of ______ danced in their heads, and ______ and I in the south Had just settled down for another sleepless night

When on the computer arose such a clatter I put in my AirPods to see what was the matter Away to eras I flew like a flash Typed in my password and retained all my sass The positions in front of me all a glow, Gave me hope for the match fo sho

When what to my partially matched eye did appear 30 unmatched rad onc spots and a life without fear! With program directors so lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must be fate, sick!

More rapid than gen surg they came with a clatter And I whistled and shouted and called them by name

Now ___ now ____ now ____ and _______ On ____ on ____ and _________!!

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