Official Survey of The Button's Religions: Record your groups views on pressing, not pressing and The Button.

I have heard (and have knowledge) of a few "secret" societies of the button.
* Order of the 13: I know of this one because I am part of it...but others in it want it to be secret. We had a thread, had some name changes, and ultimately it was decided to delete the thread to keep our Order secret. My brothers of the 13 won't be happy with me...but I disagree with the Order being secret. The entire premise of the Order is for 13 of us to get the flair of 13 seconds. The fear was that if it was made public, we may have too many 13s...or even those out there trying to deny us our glorious 13 flair. I disagree...I think there is more room in the Order for just 13 people...anyone who wants to bath in the glory of 13 should be allowed to.
* The second group is one I have just heard rumors of...and those are The Mercenaries. The Mercenaries are soldiers of fortune...they are privately trying to sell their click to all the other factions. From what I hear they have sold their services for everything from a designated number of upvotes on a thread to having certain accounts gilded. From my understanding...The Knights Of The Button have been their best customers. I have also heard that once they have sold their services to the Knights, they approach The Shade to see if they will beat the Knights price...in which they will turn from serving the Knights to being a Button Assassin. * The third group is another that there are only whispers of...they really don't have an official name, but I have nicknamed them the Kool-Aid Cult. It is rumored that there are a group that are part of many of the main groups that are all planning on pressing the button at the same time once the timer reaches a certain time. I have not heard what that time is, I have had no luck in trying to infiltrate them. They are either a tightly knit group or it is simply a rumor.

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