Oh fan, this is way too accurate

I interviewed for a job a couple of months ago and realized that in my entire 25 year career I had NEVER completed my portfolio. I was hired for my first gig when in college and every career change I ever made was offered by someone who knew me or knew my work. It was so bad that my actual physical portfolio case from college was dry-rotted when I took it out of storage (my poor, awesome lizard skin portfolio that I paid a small fortune for all those years ago) Of course at this point and with the skill set and resources I have now I'm thinking about putting my portfolio together as a portfolio piece. Custom leather worked case with build in hidden easel system, custom binding, laser cut and embossed mounting boards with silver leafed inlays. I'm debating whether to add the retractable hidden LED lighting or not. I'm going to make this thing....and probably never bother to fill the actual pages (again)

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