I wouldn't steal a Jeep. They're not a pickup truck, so you can't haul things in them any better than a car. They don't ride as comfortably as a car. Front axle is solid, which gives them a tendency to go into a self-sustaining wobble when you hit a bump. (Doesn't happen every time, or even most of the time, but it can and does happen. Google "death wobble" and see which brand shows up.) The wheel base length is short, which makes them a bit squirrely anyway. And personally, I have no need to go off-road.

If I were going to steal an automobile, I'd steal something more popular and easier to sell or break down for parts, like a Toyota Camry or a Honda Accord.

(Conversely, if you have a Jeep and like it, why would I care? I might laugh at or mock your wheel cover if it brags about stick shift, but that's about it.)