OkCupid does work

Wow, what a beautiful wedding. I love the arraignment of the flowers. Did a boat come to take you to the reception? Or was the reception on a yacht. Yeah I want my reception to be on a yacht. Think of it, you can have your first dance as the sun sets. Wind whipping her curly hairs across her face. You hold her as you wait for Buckcherry's "Crazy Bitch" to play for your first dance.

It was a controversial choice when her mother found out. She thought it would be more appropriate to play "Fuck the Pain Away" by peaches. However, that was the song that was playing when I first met her at Weiner Nationals. I went to collect my bet on the dappled long hair named Vixen. I passed the beer garden, only to hear shouts and cheers. I looked in and I saw her. She had her tits hanging to her belt, letting a gentlemen with a fedora and a Katana wipe her belly button lint. He tipped his cap and left. I maneuvered in and told her she had nice shoes.

That was 3 weeks ago. And today I am the happies man allived

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